1. physics is fake gravity doesnt exist fuck isaac newton old white ass

     
  2. britanymurphy:

    me at a straight boy’s house 

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  3. kosovan:

    jackanthonyfernandez:

    baremidriffs3:

    hemofilia:

    I AM ABOUT TO LOSE IT 

    WJAT

    WHAT ON EARTH

    is the girl in the back holding a baby

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  4. oreooficial:

    spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
    me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
    spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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  5. elijahkrantz:

    I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

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  8. blastortoise:

    bank: your account is at -$5000….

    me: |-5000|

    me: :)

    bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.

    (Source: blastortoise-chan, via beyoncebeytwice)

     
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  10. anthongie:

    matching icons for you and your friends

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  13. kobetyrant:

    IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

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