1. some days you wake up and think man i don’t want to do anything i just want to laze around the house all day and then there are you wake up and think man i need a dick up my ass

     

  2. bobbyhorin:

    *sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

    (Source: butttom, via teamrocketing)

     

  3. ohshititsgreg:

    QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

    (via teamrocketing)

     
  4. (Source: blacktvlip, via teamrocketing)

     
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  6. officialwhitegirls:

    2000yr:

    What the hell is the science side of tumblr

    image

    (via taggedbooty)

     

  7. girlwithdeathmask:

    Me: *ignores boy*
    Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
    Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

    (via beyoncebeytwice)

     
  8. -ryan:

    Hilary Duff is signed with RCA, you can pre-order “Chasing The Sun" now!

    *heavy gay breathing*

    (Source: hilaryxduff, via beyoncebeytwice)

     
  9. tittily:

    hydrogyne:

    tittily:

    they wait

    what are they waiting for??

    they wait

    (Source: mifti, via 1nd2rd3st)

     

    1. me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
    2. me: gets in bed
    3. me: how was earth created
    4. me: who made microwaves
    5. me: how does the internet even work
    6. me: i'm hungry
    7. me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
    8. me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
    9. me: too tired to sleep
     
  10. wilbr:

    What is my dog trying to tell me

    (via d0gbl0g)

     

  11. fagome:

    are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

    (Source: codegeass, via teamrocketing)

     

  12. hexfawn:

    i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

    (via iguanamouth)