1. i’m not sure i’m ready to be scalded by this truth tea but spill away


  2. blastortoise:

    Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

    (via faygoforever)

  4. (Source: usscucuboth)


  5. validx2:

    Got yo girl on the


    (via taggedbooty)


  7. queercorn:

    *straight people voice* is he… you know…

    (Source: straightallies, via teamrocketing)


  8. Anonymous said: How do you deal with anon hate?


    Imagine everyone who sends you anon hate as a 12 year old superwehrolock fan who didn’t get a good breakfast and can’t find any good apps for their phone.  The neighborhood kid across the street doesn’t like them as anything more than a friend, and they are anxious about the 7th grade and what new challenges it will bring.


  9. bombing:

    eat your kids


  10. corporateaccount:

    iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

    (via officialunitedstates)

  11. (Source: 4gifs, via bewbin)


  12. HORRORscopes

    • Aquarius: Today’s the PERFECT day to move to that abandoned farm house in the middle of nowhere. No cell service? No problem!
    • Pisces: That noise in the basement? Meh, don’t worry about it. 
    • Aries: You’ll get a call soon but no one will be on the other end. That’s been happening a lot lately, huh?
    • Taurus: Your child will start giving you odd, creepy drawings soon. Don’t worry, it’s healthy and normal.
    • Gemini: Ouija boards are fun! Break one out at your next party!
    • Cancer: YOU were phone.
    • Leo: Why would you ever need to look behind you? Ever?
    • Virgo: All your friends are going to get killed by a psycho in a mask, but your virginity will keep you safe.
    • Libra: Yes, that man IS following you, but he’s probably harmless!
    • Scorpio: You die in the first five minutes of the movie.
    • Sagittarius: The charm given to you by that creepy old lady looks great on you! Never take it off! Ever!
    • Capricorn: Wait, an entire family died in this house exactly ten years ago? Sold!
    Tagged #horoscopes
  13. (Source: agendr, via teamrocketing)